Songs for those days when you’re ringing the register.
PLAYLIST: Angry Trader
It’s you versus the market. Harder hitting songs for those days when your positions are taking heat.
PLAYLIST: This Day Can’t Get Any Worse
WARNING! | Use only in cases of extreme capitulation.
Having a bad day in the markets?
We’ve put together a list of the most annoying catchy songs of all time for those days when you’re thinking to yourself: “I’m blue da ba dee da ba die…”.
None of the songs in this list will make a bad day better. The best we can hope for here is a sort of purge: The bad mojo from these songs combating the bad market mojo you’re having in glorious capitulatory cross-mojonation.
If this have gotten this bad, we recommend you don’t let anyone catch you listening to it.